Wednesday, June 29, 2005

A Message To the Terrorists

We fight today because terrorists want to attack our country and kill our citizens - and Iraq is where they are making their stand. So we will fight them there.
We will fight them here.
We will fight them anywhere.

We will fight them in a house.
We will fight them with a mouse.
We will fight them on a boat.
We will fight them with a goat.

We will fight them in the rain.
We will fight them on a train.
We will fight them in a box.
We will fight them with a fox.

We will fight them in a tree.
We will not let them be.
We will fight them with from afar.
We will fight them in a car.

We will fight them in a heap.
We will fight them in our sleep.
We will fight them wearing pink.
We will fight them while we drink.

We will fight them on the floor.
We will fight them at the store.
We will fight them while we smile.
We will fight them till it goes out of style.

And then we’ll bomb France.

7 Comments:

At 12:04 PM, Anonymous blue girl said...

You are too funny. Damn you for thinking of this instead of me!

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger jedmunds said...

Yeah I was pretty pleased with myself when I thoughtr of this. But I didn't think anyone else would really get it. Honestly, you amaze me.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ripped off Dr. Seuss! You fraud! Green Eggs and Ham is one of my favorite books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger jedmunds said...

Mr. President, is that you?

 
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