And then by Wednesday, he wouldn't touch the issue.
Sounds about right.
I'm not going to pretend that this otherwise strikes me as a terribly difficult ethical issue deserving of comment. I'm just amazed more people don't feel humiliated by the spectacle.
READ THIS
"Asking oneself “why do they keep playing me for a chump?” is a question that chumps are always asking themselves, a question which answers itself, chumps."
Reverend your words bring me succor and comfort. Your relationships with 18 year olds leave me hope that when I reach your advanced age I too can hang around high schools with cheap weed, cheaper hooch, and the confidence that girls won't be too intimidated about climbing into my rusty 88 Oldsmobile for a good time.
ReplyDeleteKeep on swinging!
Walked backward from Damascus lately have we? I like it.
ReplyDeleteFive years ago I was saying I wasn't old enough to date high school girls yet. I didn't know just how prescient I was. Still I'm probably not quite ready to be dating highschool girls yet. I should probably wait untill after I've married and had a few kids, you know, like that one Kennedy did with the babysitter and that.
My advice to you, Paul, is to start boning 30-40 year old women. It'll never be as great of an experience for you as it is now. I wish I had done the same and taken advantage of my youth. But alas, the window of being a truly "younger" man is such a short one.
Blast!
ReplyDeleteOnly a Holy man could have seen through my demonic disguise.
Your purity is divine and quite apparent to all.
Die.